Earth Day

Happy Earth Day!

Dear Earth, thank you for hosting our existence, thank you for life. We are sorry if we hurt you in anyway. I think we fail to understand your cycles and systems, you are far grander than our tiny minds can comprehend. We will do our best to be respectful of you, but in exchange we would like you to stop killing us with your earthquakes and tornados. Please stop shifting around your ice caps it makes our scientist nervous, and gives some nutball politicians an excuse to use fear to control people. You could help us out by sending earthquakes and stuff to our enemies, nah just kidding. I would like to ask if you could help us get rid of diseases, especially those nasty flesh eating ones. I'm sure you are upset with us for burning the rainforest, for pollution, for strip mining, and for hippies. But we are upset with you too, for poisonous snakes, spiders, disease, famine, natural disasters, and volcanos. However there is hope, maybe if you give a little, like making spiders extinct, then we will make the hippies extinct in exchange. AFT